Law Takes The Piss Outta Kris Jenner With Prank Christmas Present

25 December, 2017, 19:15 | Author: Kristine Mills
  • J-Law Takes The Piss Outta Kris Jenner With Prank Christmas Present

Jennifer Lawrence, Kardashian superfan, has outdone herself this time. She, just like thousands of others (myself included), gets her kicks from mind-numbing, voyeuristic and drama-filled reality TV.

Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence has gifted a toy vehicle to reality TV personality Kris Jenner for Christmas.

So, the Porsche is a little small for Jenner to actually ride, but it is the ideal size for her grandchildren.

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"I drank five martinis and wound up naked in her closet, I'm dead serious", Lawrence told the audience. On Saturday, Kris posted an Instagram snap of the white convertible Porsche that Jennifer gifted her for Christmas. "My girl didn't disappoint", said the matriarch. Jenner was asked to deliver a birthday cake to the actor on her birthday, which she did, and the rest is history.

Emphasis on the "My girl didn't disappoint" here, people. "Thank you Jen I love you!". If there's any bizarrely-formed, booze-driven friendship that you should dream of sliding into, it's this one. It's no secret that J-Law is a huge fan of the 62-year-old and her famous family.

Here's hoping this gift exchange is an ongoing annual saga, 'cos there's a solid chance it would escalate pretty fucking quickly.

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